Introduction

EvoSpace created the world with all his visions of perfection set in stone. His world was once small but peaceful. As it became more prosperous, the world grew larger as time moved on. Peace, however, would soon end.

 

All things in life and death drive toward a more chaotic state. This is a fact that cannot be ignored, even by the great EvoSpace himself! The chaos rose up and opposed the order, threatening to bring the world into chaos.

 

EvoSpace’s world had become too large to handle on his own. Therefore, EvoSpace separated the world into seven realms and appointed six of them to his most trusted friends

 

1. The Core – EvoSpace

2. The Library – Narrator1

3. Technology – Linalys

4. Magic – Captain Overkill

5. The City – Banquo

6. Fortress – Evaron

7. The Outer Rim – sssssz

 

With the help of the six sages, EvoSpace defeated the chaos and drove it away. Peace once again reined the land.

 

Until…

 

Scene 1 -- The Old Man

 

Some thugs are beating up a man in robes. BL-tan arrives in the scene.

 

Thug #1: Look what we got here? A catgirl!

Thug #2: A mighty fine looking one too I might add. Are those real cat ears?

Thug #3: Aren't you a little to young to be out girly? Who knows, you might get hurt. Hehehe...!

BL-tan: ...

Thug #1: Seems like she's shy boys!

Thug #3: There's no reason to be shy...

BL-tan: ...

 

BL-tan tries to walk off but she's blocked and surrounded.

 

Thug #1: Where do you think you're going?

Thug #2: Yeah, we want you to stay and play with us.

Thug #3: Promise we won't bite... hehe.

BL-tan: ...Fine, let's play.

 

BL-tan whips out her knife and kills two of the thugs.

 

Thug: Okay! Okay! I give up! Please don't kill me!

BL-tan: Sure... but I'll take this as payment for wasting my time.

Thug: Yes! Anything! Take anything! Just don't kill me!

 

Thug gets looted and runs off like a wuss.

 

Old Man: Thank you for saving me. That was quite a display of skill there.

 

Old man grins.

 

BL-tan: No problem. You should be more careful from now on. By the way, could you tell me where this is?

 

BL-tan shows a poster.

 

Old Man: You're almost there, just down the road and you'll get there.

BL-tan: Thanks a lot.

Old Man: No... thank you BL-tan...

BL-tan: Wait, how did you-

 

The old man disappears as soon as she looks up.

 

BL-tan: Weird... ...

 

Scene 2 -- Guard Duty

 

BL-tan walks up to a post. The guard stops her before she passes the gate.

 

Guard: Halt! What business do you have here?

BL-tan: I heard you were hiring. This outpost is low on men right?

Guard: I see. Glad to see more people have heard our message. This way please.

 

The guard leads BL-tan to the captain.

 

Captain: I see we have another recruit... and a woman too! Though I don't like the prospect of women fighting, I don't have much of a choice at the moment.

BL-tan: What's that supposed to mean?

Captain: Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. First off we have to test your skills to see if you¡¯re even battle ready. When you're ready to be tested, just tell me.

 

Choice:

1. I'm ready.

2. Do I really have to take this stupid test?

3. I think I need a little more time to prepare.

 

I'm ready

 

BL-tan: I'm ready.

Captain: All right. You'll fight these four guards here. If you defeat them, I'll definitely hire you without question.

 

BL-tan defeats all four guards on her own.

 

Captain: You're very skilled.

BL-tan: Thank you. Any more of your stupid trials I have to face?

Captain: Very well then. You, the white knight!

RK: Me, sir?

Captain: Yes, you! Fight the catgirl!

RK: Whaaa!? But captain, I really don't want to fight her. A knight shouldn't attack a woman.

BL-tan: What's the matter? Scared you'll be whipped by a girl?

Captain: This is a direct order knight! Attack the catgirl!

RK: ...Yes, sir. Here I go.

 

RK battle dialogue...

 

RK: Look here, miss, I don't really want to harm you... ... ...

 

RK battle dialogue... after he gets stabbed by BL-tan. Randomize the dialogue.

 

RK: AGH! Did you just stab me?! Why don't you just calm down and...

RK: Listen, I really don't want to fight you... ... can't we just talk?

RK: AGH!!!

RK: OH SABER MY SPLEEN WHAT IS SHE DOING TO MY SPLEEN

RK: T_T Stop hitting me... ... ...

RK: Are those real ca- AIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHH MY FINGERS THEY ARE BEING TWISTED INTO UNKNOWN AND PAINFUL SHAPES

 

After a set number of hits/HP is depleted... ... ...

 

BL-tan: Are you going to fight me or are you just going to stand there like some idiot taking blows from a little catgirl?

RK: Sigh... ... ... If you insist... ... ... ...

 

RK stops talking and fights, albeit half heartedly.

He is eventually defeated and ends up face flat on the ground.

 

RK: Ugh... ... ...

Captain: Wow, you actually beat him and he was one of our best!

BL-tan: Actually, he was holding back. Anyway, I passed your stupid test, what sort of job do you want me to do?

Captain: It's simple really. We're low on soldiers and we need more men, or women, to help watch this post. You and this white knight will guard the north tower. You will be well paid of course, Fifty gold per hour.

BL-tan: (Does this guy even know any of his men's names?) Make it one fifty an hour and you have yourself a deal. I did just defeat your best men.

Captain: But they were holding back! How about a hundred gold per hour?

BL-tan: Fine, but I want free sake with it.

Captain: There should be some in the storage room. Well now that that's over with, I have business to attend to. Good luck.

 

BL-tan (to RK): Grab the sake and meet me at the north tower.

RK: Right... ... ...

 

I think I need a little more time to prepare

 

Captain: All right then. Come back to me when you're ready.

 

BL-tan speaks to random soldiers and mercs.

 

Merc: Little girls shouldn't be here. Especially ones with your beauty.

BL-tan: Are you trying to hit on me?

 

Merc: Say, you remind me of those waitresses at the Pleasure Bastion... ... ... 'cept of course they didn't have real catears like yours... ...

 

Soldier: Times are hard.

 

Soldier: WELCOME TO CORNERIA!

BL-tan: We're not in Corneria.

Soldier: I know. Blame the scriptwriter. He's making me say silly things.

 

Merc: I'm busy polishing my blade. You need to clean your weapons before and after a fight.

 

Merc: Woah! A little girl mercernary! Now I've seen everything!

 

Soldier: May I pet your catears?

BL-tan. NO.

 

Thug from Scene 1: ARGH! Not you again! Get away from me!

BL-tan: Listen, if I see your face one more time, say hello to your buddies up there.

Thug: Eeep!

 

RK: Hello, little miss. What's an innocent girl like you doing here?

BL-tan: I'm not little. In fact, I could kick your ass.

 

North Tower

 

BL-tan meets up with RK at the north tower.

 

BL-tan: So what's your name white knight?

RK: RoyalKnight, knight of Saber.

BL-tan: You're a long way from home. What are you doing out here?

RK: Same reasons as you.

RK:Can I pet your cat ears?

BL-tan's ears twitch on hearing that.

BL-tan: No. Mention them again and you'll find yourself one step closer to Saber.

RK: Ok then... ... ...

 

BL-tan holds out her hand to RK and they shake. RK gives a limp handshake.

 

BL-tan: The name's BL-tan. I am really impressed with your sword skills back there. You might have beaten me if you didn't hold back.

RK: I don't think I could have beaten you even if I didn't hold back, Miss BL-tan.

BL-tan: Perhaps you'll show me your true powers one day, but for now, let's drink!

RK: No. I'd rather not.

BL-tan: Oh well, more for me, then.

 

BL-tan drinks the sake. RK, uh, absentmindedly polishes his sword and armor. BL-tan gets drunk and knocks herself out. RK exits the room and resumes his guard duty.

 

Scene 3 -- Chaos Returns

 

A loud bell is ringing. RK wakes up.

 

RK: BL-tan wake up!

BL-tan: Nyaa???

RK: The South Tower is under attack! We should get going!

BL-tan: Figures this place gets attacked as soon as I arrive... ... Which way Royal?

RK: Hm... I think we should go here...

 

RK leads BL-tan toward the South Tower, battling strange chaos creatures. They find the Captain engaged with a dark knight. He is stabbed.

 

Dark Knight: I have defeated your Captain! What makes you think you can defeat me?

RK: You're one hundred years too early to fight me! I won't let you best me! For the honor of Saber!

Dark Knight: Foolish Knight of Saber! Your patron god has already abandoned you!

RK stands there, stunned.

BL-tan: Wake up, you fool! Can't you see he's trying to distract you?

RK: Errr... ... ... ... ...

 

They fight. RK is visibly shaken by that statement. BL-tan delivers the finishing blow.

 

Dark Knight: Such skill... you must be...

BL-tan: Seems like everyone knows me nowadays.

 

BL-tan drives a sword into the Dark Knight's face.

Dark Knight dies. RK and BL-tan go over to the Captain.

 

Captain: Hurry, you must go to the East Bell Tower and signal an evacuation. The chaos army has returned... we have no chance to survive... staying is suicide...

 

Captain dies.

 

RK: East Bell Tower... it should be (insert directions). Hurry, we must give the signal immediately!

 

After fighting their way to the East Bell Tower, RK signals an evacuation and they both flee from the south gate. However, a man in robes blocks their path.

 

BL-tan: You!!! You're the guy I met earlier!

Old Man: Yes, I'm glad you remember me.

RK: The Mad Sage!!! What madness has brought you here?

Mad Sage: Just looking for some fun.

RK: What!? But that's not your true reason! Why are you really here?

Mad Sage: That is none of your concern, white knight, however, you BL-tan... I need you in order to complete my plans.

BL-tan: I don't know who you are or what you want from me, but I don't care either way! Get out of my way!

 

Mad Sage sends forth a Chaos Beast. Mad Sage runs.

 

BL-tan: What's this? Sending out your minio- Come back here and fight like a man, you wimp!

Chaos Beast: *ROAR* *GROWL* *HOWL*

RoyalKnight: What the hell is going on?

 

Chaos Beast is defeated

 

BL-tan and RoyalKnight fight the Chaos Beast and win after some effort. They chase after the Mad Sage.

 

RK: You'll never get away with this!

Mad Sage: On the contrary, I have. If it weren't for her... ... ...

BL-tan: Nyaaaa? What'd I do?

Mad Sage: Since you saved me from those thugs, I could proceed with my diabolical plan. I could have taken them down myself, though.

BL-tan: Why you sneaky little... ... ...

Mad Sage pets BL-tan's catears.

BL-tan: I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!

RK: In the name of Saber, I shall defeat thee!

 

After a long, grueling fight, the Mad Sage defeats both of them and the screen goes blank.

 

End of Prologue

 

Don't worry BL-tan... now isn't the time for you to die. When you wake up you will be stripped of all your powers and abilities. In exchange, though, your true potential will awaken. Gather allies to strengthen yourself and find me again.